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Let this cozy crewneck become part of your holiday ritual. The soft, midweight fabric holds a cheeky message — "Christmas Is Too Sparkly Said No One Ever" — that makes people laugh before the cocoa is poured. Wear it on chilly evenings stringing lights, at low-key family movie nights, or while wrapping presents by lamplight. The classic fit and crew neckline sit comfortably under a wool coat or over a long-sleeve tee. Subtle, durable stitching and tear-away label mean you can relax and enjoy the season without fuss. It’s the kind of sweatshirt that invites holiday banter and feels like a warm, familiar hug when the first snow starts to fall.
Product features
- Tubular knit construction reduces fabric waste and offers a smooth, seam-free body.
- Ribbed knit collar keeps its shape and adds stretch for easy layering.
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability.
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for long-lasting wear; OEKO-TEX certified dyes.
- Embroidered and printed options available; DTF inner neck labels and tear-away label for comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Funny Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Christmas Is Too Sparkly Said No One Ever"
$20.42 USD
Product features
- Tubular knit construction reduces fabric waste and offers a smooth, seam-free body.
- Ribbed knit collar keeps its shape and adds stretch for easy layering.
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability.
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for long-lasting wear; OEKO-TEX certified dyes.
- Embroidered and printed options available; DTF inner neck labels and tear-away label for comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean